go ahead. bring it.

So, are you ready to start razzing me? Because I'm about to hand over some serious ammunition. See Memphis? See that black collar? That's a Dap Collar. Do you know what it does? (Or rather, what it's *supposed* to do?) It is supposed to emit the pheromones of a mother dog breastfeeding. Essentially, it's supposed to get Memphis to chill the f*ck out.

The vet believes that a big reason our little golden is vomiting so much (and eating things like prized artwork) is that she's extremely nervous and anxious when we're gone. She has severe separation anxiety. And let me tell you, after this little destroyer ate my original vita.mn artwork for our Monsters of Folk cover that was *autographed by the band,* I am willing to give this magic collar a shot.