Lord All Mighty

Every time I've called my mom in the past 3 weeks, she has told me she's "cleaning the basement." This is how it looked when I arrived. It's full of her "inventory." I will admit, cool things can be found down here -- if you're up for the hunt of your lifetime.

When I told her I was going to post this image on the internet, she said: Don't do that, I might get robbed! To which my dad responded: Offer the potential robbers a reward for who can get here first.

Side note: A wide-angle lens would have made this shot awesome.