my what big feet you have

So I have really big feet. When I was 10 years old, I wore size... 9. I was up to a 10 by the time I was 11 and I've been a size 11 since I was about 13. Yup, shoe shopping is tough. But as Jamie says, "Thank God for your big feet or else we'd be bankrupt." Like many women, I do love my shoe shopping...Anyway, you can imagine my delight at this shoe! I can't really tell you what it's for as it's work related, but I can tell you that if you pick up vita.mn on Thursday, there might be a fun treat inside.And that's enough cloak and dagger. But seriously! Look at these size 18s! They make my feet look downright tiny... which is a serious feat. (haha! get it?!?! I'm here all night, folks)